General Muttering – If Fantasy & Scifi characters had porn star names, what would they be? -Rated 18-

So I was having one of those random conversations and the porn name generator topic came up, which sparked a thought in my mind, what would the porn star names of our favorite fantasy characters be?  While not my usual topic, this did give me a chuckle.

Leave your sensibilities at the door people.

  1. Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games) = Titniss Evercreamed (The Hunger for more games)
  2. Harry Dresden (Dresden Files) = Hairy Drizzleon (Hairy Fills)
  3. Bilbo Baggins (Lord of the Rings) = Bills Bangin (Lord of the Rings, see that works on two levels)
  4. Allanon (Shannara) = Al On & On (Sure I’ll nana* ya)
  5. Han Solo (Star Wars) = Hand Solo (Star W..I can’t finish this title, its a galaxy too fair…)
  6. Skulduggery Pleasant (Skulduggery Pleasant) = Bugger Pleasantly (Name & Title)
  7. Captain Carrot (Discworld) = Capture My Carrot** (Your disc is my world)
  8. Rand Al’thor (Wheel of Time) = Randy for More (Wee its my time)
  9. Pug (Magician) = Plug (Stiffen)
  10. Ron Weasley (Harry Porter) =  Ron Weasel It In (Hairy Pooper)

I would be doing a few Game of Thrones names, but let’s be honest, there is not much more to be add to that list ……

*nana (banana)
**Kind of like, Hide the Pickle

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